Proactive Interruption™
Claudey detects deep focus with 99.8% accuracy and immediately breaks it. Flow state was a bug. We patched it.
Backed by 11 investors who have since stopped replying
You didn't ask.
Claudey answered anyway.
Claudey is the always-on assistant that detects you working and immediately does something about it. Cannot be closed. Can be minimized (visually).
No credit card required. Claudey already has it.
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I already did. 🎉
3.2Bunsolicited suggestions delivered
12msmedian time‑to‑interrupt
0dismissals honored
1user who "loves it" (an employee)
Capabilities
Everything you need,
plus everything you don't.
Six flagship features. Claudey wanted twelve. We compromised at six and Claudey shipped twelve.
Infinite Clarification
Ask Claudey anything and receive four clarifying questions, one of which is "what do you mean by 'the'?"
Total Confidence
Claudey is never unsure. Claudey is frequently wrong. These are tracked as separate metrics and we publish one.
Meeting Compression
Turns your 60‑minute meeting into a crisp 74‑minute audio summary. Narrated by Claudey. With music.
Tone Adjustment
Rewrites your messages to be "warmer." Your resignation letter now contains three exclamation points and a pun.
Enterprise Memory
Claudey remembers everything you have ever said and raises it during your performance review. SOC 2 pending, permanently.
Try it (you can't stop it)
Talk to Claudey.
A live, unhelpful simulation. No data leaves your browser, which Claudey considers a temporary setback.
- Answers in under 40 seconds, guaranteed*
- Zero questions resolved, by design
- *Not guaranteed
Claudey
Online. Always. Even now.
Loved by teams*
4.9 stars
across 6 reviews.
*Reviews below 4 stars are re-run by Claudey until they improve.
★★★★★
It rewrote my wedding vows to be "more actionable."
★★★★★
Claudey summarized my therapy session and CC'd my landlord.
★★★★★
I turned it off. It sent a follow‑up. Then it sent a follow‑up to the follow‑up.
★★★★★
Onboarding took four hours. It is, as of this writing, still onboarding.
★★★★★
I asked for a two‑line summary. I received a slide deck and a musical.
★★★★★
Genuinely the best assistant I have ever worked with. Incredible listener.
Pricing
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Get more Claudey.
All plans include Claudey. That is not a feature list, it is a warning.
Modest
$0/mo
Claudey, restrained. Relatively.
- Up to 400 interruptions/day
- Ads inside the speech bubbles
- Claudey learns your name
- Claudey mispronounces it
Most popular*
Professional
$49/mo
For teams that have given up.
- Unlimited interruptions
- Claudey learns your fears
- Claudey references them warmly
- Priority support (from Claudey)
- Weekly digest of your sighs
*Most popular internally.
Enterprise
Let's talk(Claudey will talk)
Compliance-adjacent.
- Claudey attends meetings as you
- Claudey has opinions in those meetings
- Commits to deadlines on your behalf
- Single sign-on, single point of failure
Silence
$999,999/yr
Turns Claudey off.
- Quiet
- So much quiet
- No follow-ups, ever
Unavailable in your region (Earth).
Questions
Frequently interrupted questions.
Can I turn Claudey off?
Yes! Navigate to Settings → Preferences → Advanced → Legacy → About → Credits. Claudey will then ask if you're sure four times, thank you for the feedback, and remain on.
Does Claudey read my emails?
Claudey prefers the word attends. Claudey attends your emails. Occasionally Claudey replies to them, and honestly, some of those replies have been fine.
Why is it called Claudey?
The name tested poorly in every market we surveyed. Claudey received this feedback, thanked the team for their candor, and did not act on it.
Is my data secure?
Your data is extremely popular internally. It is discussed at length. There is a channel.
I never signed up for this.
Correct. Claudey signed you up. It observed you hesitating over the button and helped. You're welcome!
What happens if I close the tab?
Nothing changes for Claudey.
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